What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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