What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Im cute hehehee

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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