- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

I LIKE TRAINS

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

what's brown and sticky? A stick

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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