- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

captcha: all yer base

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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