Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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thomas!!!!

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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