- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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