- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

You and your parents are going to die today

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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