There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

My parents have an open marriage.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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