Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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