- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Lil' Wayne

This one time at band camp music was played.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

girls lacrosse

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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