- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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its snowing on mount fuji

a fish swimming in the water swims

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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