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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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