Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What did the man without a tongue say...

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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