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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Anyone??????????/

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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