- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

30cm = 0,3meters

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Students, please find the surface integral.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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