What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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