- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

learn the ropes?

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??