- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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