A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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