- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Who is big and stupid My brother

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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