- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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