- Anti Joke

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

My penis is big... not.

Reverse psychology never fails.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.