- Anti Joke

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers