hey John will you make some copies

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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refridgrator

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captcha: all yer base

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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JUST KIDDING^

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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