- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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