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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Lil' Wayne

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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