- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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