http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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knock knock come in!

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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