- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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