why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Wigan.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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