- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Your Mom!!!

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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