- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Your Mom!!!

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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