- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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