What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Who is big and stupid My brother

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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