- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

hextech crafting too opieop

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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