What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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PENIS

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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