A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Your Mom

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

PENIS

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

hey John will you make some copies

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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