- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Wanna know something funny? Your face

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