- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What did Delaware? A coat.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Donald Trump

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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