- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

PSN IS UP

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

The black man leaves the strip club.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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