You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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