- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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