- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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