- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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