what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Anti Joke

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