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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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