roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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