- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

dick dick dick... frogs

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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