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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face