Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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canaan and mallory

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Womens Rights

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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