Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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This is not a joke or is it

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Anti Joke

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