Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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these are shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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