CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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The Game

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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