- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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