- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Want to hear a Joke? No.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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