If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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