What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Loner.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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