How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Loner.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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