- Anti Joke

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)