whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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