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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.