- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

I like colin but not as much as apple

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

WEED!

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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