I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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