- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

canaan and mallory

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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