- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Hillary Clinton

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

canaan and mallory

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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