Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

30cm = 0,3meters

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Students, please find the surface integral.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

my gave me a game i said thank you

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

poop nuff said

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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