- Anti Joke

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Your mother is average.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.