- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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