- Anti Joke

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Wait what? I did not type that!

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Look how far I can kick this bucket

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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