Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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