- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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