Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Hillary Clinton

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

a man is running away

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

"knock knock" "Come in"

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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