Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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30cm = 0,3meters

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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