A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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